Sunday, October 14, 2007

Priest Defrocked (in a bad way)

Today news broke of the first Roman Catholic priest to get in trouble for homosexual acts. In a recent interview a senior priest (titularly closer to God than a JP or junior priest) revealed his lifestyle of homosexual tendencies and sex. "The interview was anonymous, but we See everything," said one Vatican official, chuckling to himself about the intended pun. "We did some serious sleuthing and found out the man's identity."

Channel 7 news reporter Cliff Wallace, 47, Hyde Park Road, Redding Indiana 10677 also speaking to this blog on conditions of anonymity mentioned that "while the priests face was blocked out, the background of his office, including multiple pictures of the priest and his desk name-plate" were clearly visible and "zoomed in on" a number of times.

Nevertheless the lead Vatican detective is touting this finding as a great success. "We always suspected there was a gay priest. Now we have found him. And like I told my officers when we began this investigation 'we can find that one gay priest. This is the Vati-can not the Vati-can't.'"

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